Dear Santa
Chad had a good idea for a "Dear Santa" post, so I was inspired to write my own:Dear Santa,
Please bring me a kickass hotrod, preferably something in the Mopar genre, late 60's or early 70's. A Plymouth Superbird would be good, or an RT Charger.
I'd like the car to have really loud tailpipes so that I can rev the engine and scare people. Also, when I honk the horn I'd like it to place something that scares people, like Ironman or In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
It's gotta be fast, like Mad Max's car, but it should mostly have a lot of low-end power, so I can squeal the tires and spin the car around, leaving tire marks all over the church parking lot.
I'll pump my fist out the window while listening to Bachman Turner Overdrive on the radio chanting, "U-S-A, U-S-A..."
Oh man, this is gonna be sweet! Thanks Santa... You're the best (assuming I get my hot rod).
Sincerely, Matt
P.S.
Could you fill the gas tank up before you give it to me? Thanks again Santa. You rock!
[Chad Gramling: Dear Santa]
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posted by MTR @ 3:20 PM
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